have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

vvumblr:

does beyonce measure her weight in beyounces

the-dairy-king:

thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

im not like other buses, im a cool bus.

directioners-are-not-on-fire:

This is the best transformation ever

poopflow:

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

kenway:

last quarter of the school year more like

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her

She knows

She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you

hailzayntan:

huwa:

i use ♡ instead of ♥ because it’s hollow and empty just like my actual heart